The splendour that is ''School Picture Day'', ahhh yes.. don't even get me started on this one.. but WAIT you already have!!! There's no going back now!
Here's my fool-proof plan.. that even the most foolish of fool-hearty fools couldn't foolishly foil.
(alliteration... ;) y'all.)
As you're getting ready in the morning... remember to brush your teeth, hair, nose hair, and keep those wild eyebrows in place with a handy cosmetic product called '"Eyebrow Gel'' that you can purchase at your local drugstore.
Stay calm!! You're half-way done.. now it's only a matter of getting dressed, fed, and getting yer' sorry self to the premises.
Now that you're readily awaiting your school portrait, remember to straighten your back, and tilt your head towards the camera lens as instructed... give 'em your cheesiest grin, and hopefully it'll turn out half decent.
