It is the 19th of October today..
why is this significant hmm?
11 more days to my day of birth!
heh he he
-Jenna
Saturday, 19 October 2013
Friday, 11 October 2013
Wednesday, 9 October 2013
How To Make Terrible Tea
Have you ever wondered.. what it would be like to taste the world's worst cup of tea?
Well now you can! Just follow this easy recipe!
What You'll Need...
3 eggs
1 spoon of apple sauce
Nutmeg
Sprinkles
Sliced Avocado
Raw Meat
Well now you can! Just follow this easy recipe!
What You'll Need...
3 eggs
1 spoon of apple sauce
Nutmeg
Sprinkles
Sliced Avocado
Raw Meat
Tuesday, 8 October 2013
Poetrymania
These monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and fridays,
I've been doing absurd amounts of alliteration.. and I am literally limricked out.
FOOLED YA! There's never enough writing in this world.
''What's that saying? Less is more.. NAH. That's hogwash.More is more!''
-an inspirational quote from myself
Yes.. I was telling about you my life these days.
I've enrolled in a writing class.. so that I can learn, improve, and grow like a metaphorical flower.. in my own writing abilities. (BUT I"LL ALWAYS LOVE MY RUN ON SENTENCES AND MY COMMA SPLICES CANNOT BE TAMED.)
*pretends to clear throat* Life. Right.
Another class I signed up for.. is called ''Agriculture and Sustainable Resources''.
Agriculture for short.. Or for somewhat Scottish people like myself..
''Agri'kilt'ure"
Get it.. kilt. HA.
Or if you're an extreme agriculture fanatic, and love talking about plant life with yo groupies.. then
''Agricult."
Back to the topic though- I've been enjoying Agriculture class.
Walking into a greenhouse; is certainly a magical experience.. and next week my class is going on a field trip to a fish hatchery! Whoop da whoop! (All expenses paid+PIZZA)
I'll be sure to keep you updated.. or perhaps I won't.
Meh. Probably not. Well.. Wait I probs should.. since this is my informal little web writing world.. which some of you actually read!
Okay. I'll keep you updated.
-Jenna
I've been doing absurd amounts of alliteration.. and I am literally limricked out.
FOOLED YA! There's never enough writing in this world.
''What's that saying? Less is more.. NAH. That's hogwash.More is more!''
-an inspirational quote from myself
Yes.. I was telling about you my life these days.
I've enrolled in a writing class.. so that I can learn, improve, and grow like a metaphorical flower.. in my own writing abilities. (BUT I"LL ALWAYS LOVE MY RUN ON SENTENCES AND MY COMMA SPLICES CANNOT BE TAMED.)
*pretends to clear throat* Life. Right.
Another class I signed up for.. is called ''Agriculture and Sustainable Resources''.
Agriculture for short.. Or for somewhat Scottish people like myself..
''Agri'kilt'ure"
Get it.. kilt. HA.
Or if you're an extreme agriculture fanatic, and love talking about plant life with yo groupies.. then
''Agricult."
Back to the topic though- I've been enjoying Agriculture class.
Walking into a greenhouse; is certainly a magical experience.. and next week my class is going on a field trip to a fish hatchery! Whoop da whoop! (All expenses paid+PIZZA)
I'll be sure to keep you updated.. or perhaps I won't.
Meh. Probably not. Well.. Wait I probs should.. since this is my informal little web writing world.. which some of you actually read!
Okay. I'll keep you updated.
-Jenna
Tuesday, 3 September 2013
How To Survive Picture Day.. and live to tell the tale.
The splendour that is ''School Picture Day'', ahhh yes.. don't even get me started on this one.. but WAIT you already have!!! There's no going back now!
Here's my fool-proof plan.. that even the most foolish of fool-hearty fools couldn't foolishly foil.
(alliteration... ;) y'all.)
As you're getting ready in the morning... remember to brush your teeth, hair, nose hair, and keep those wild eyebrows in place with a handy cosmetic product called '"Eyebrow Gel'' that you can purchase at your local drugstore.
Stay calm!! You're half-way done.. now it's only a matter of getting dressed, fed, and getting yer' sorry self to the premises.
Now that you're readily awaiting your school portrait, remember to straighten your back, and tilt your head towards the camera lens as instructed... give 'em your cheesiest grin, and hopefully it'll turn out half decent.
Here's my fool-proof plan.. that even the most foolish of fool-hearty fools couldn't foolishly foil.
(alliteration... ;) y'all.)
As you're getting ready in the morning... remember to brush your teeth, hair, nose hair, and keep those wild eyebrows in place with a handy cosmetic product called '"Eyebrow Gel'' that you can purchase at your local drugstore.
Stay calm!! You're half-way done.. now it's only a matter of getting dressed, fed, and getting yer' sorry self to the premises.
Now that you're readily awaiting your school portrait, remember to straighten your back, and tilt your head towards the camera lens as instructed... give 'em your cheesiest grin, and hopefully it'll turn out half decent.
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